The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.
I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.
Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
What you yell when it's going down.
"It's going down; I'm yelling timber."
"The party is timber tonight."
A sex position. Basically doggie style, but right before the guy cums, he pulls the girls' arms out from under her yelling "timber", causeing her to fall on her face.
(Guy&girl having sex)
*Guy pulls on girls arms*
1)Cut wood for building/burning.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs
are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.
"Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire"
"Mate got any skag
"Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."
That girl is really timber, she just passed on the buddha.
The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.
Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!
ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!