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Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
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What you yell when it's going down.
"It's going down; I'm yelling timber."
"The party is timber tonight."
by CrabbySparkles October 20, 2013
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Drinking, dancing and partying to the point you fall down.
Everyone was on the dancefloor in the club when Mel fell on her ass drunk. The entire room yelled "Timber!"
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A sex position. Basically doggie style, but right before the guy cums, he pulls the girls' arms out from under her yelling "timber", causeing her to fall on her face.
(Guy&girl having sex)
*Guy pulls on girls arms*
Guy:TIMBER!
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a reference to the Pitbull song TIMBER FT. Kesha, often said by white girls at school like but not limited to Wake Forest University . It is the female equivalent to "lets get wired". The phrase "I am going timber" as active meaning of partying, drinking, dancing, while excluding smoking weed.
I knew I was getting laid when those white girls where like "It's going down, I'm yelling timber."

She was like "I am going timber tonight". I was like "do you baby, I am going to sit my ass on the couch and smoke a blunt."
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The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.
I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.
by Cliff January 25, 2004
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1)Cut wood for building/burning.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.
"Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire"

"Mate got any skag?"
"Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."
by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006
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