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Tim
Guy who thinks he is so good at NBA 2K but in reality, he is just a scrub. Often picks the thunder claiming they are his favorite team.

Uses Durant on every play possible. Plays with the thunder because he doesn't have a chance with any other team. Foolishly thinks he is the best.
Tim : Darin you trying to play me in 2K?

Darin: The last 5 times we played I skunked you. You feel Like losing again?

Tim: Imma get Durant and I'm gonna win this time.

(*Thomas gets Skunked in first quarter)

Darin: Now that's 6 times.

Tim: Maaaaaannnnnn! You got lucky again homeboy!

(*Cycle continues)
by Agentzero2400 September 28, 2011
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1.
tim
vb. to sex someone up
n. man with a massive schlong
vb.That whore just got timmed
n.You hear about Bob? He is tim.

by not tim June 26, 2007
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2.
Tim
A pretty cool guy who likes to talk and joke a lot if you're his friend but is pretty quiet if he doesn't know you.
You think you're funny? Try talking to Tim without laughing.
by SgtDK September 26, 2008
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Tim
A very fun, funny, intelligent, handsome, sexy, hardworking, and talented guy. Tims are usually very skilled and competent. They are very focused and can do pretty much anything they set their minds to. They make wonderfully loving and devoted partners and fathers, and are sensitive to the needs of their loved ones. They are very loyal friends. If you are fortunate to have a lover who is a Tim, then you must have been Gandhi or Buddha in your past life, and you are probably already a member of NYSTS "Name Your Son 'Tim' Society," a grassroots organization committed to bringing more Tims into the world.
"My Tim worked all day and then came home, made a fire, cooked us dinner, gave me a massage, read to me and then sang me a lullabye."
by Ima Foreal February 02, 2010
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Tim
An abbreviation for 'Timothy.'
Wow, Tim is so cool!
by Somed00d June 26, 2005
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tim
A man who can summon fire without flint or tinder
Arthur: By what name are you known?

Tim: They call me.........Tim.
by okfinewhatever December 20, 2010
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TIM
Someone caring and kind; who will go out of his way to make someone happy. Outgoing, goodlooking and smart. Hardworker, dedicated husband, boyfriend. Can be jealous at times and jump to conclusions. Likes to help people. funny person to be around and overbearing at times. a person with a big heart
he is so caring.

That is so Tim.
by Caring Tim February 03, 2010
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Tim
The highest level of drunkness. To get to this level, you would have to be the biggest drunkin' asshole there is at this point.
Gary: I was so drunk last night that I think I was asshole drunk.
Matthew: Dude I was so far ahead of you that I was Tim drunk.
by FuckMyLifee March 27, 2009
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