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"Teacher i'd like to FUCK"
Saddly your in school, n' u see a teacher which is surpirisingly hot and you say what a T.I.L.F
by NEG2 March 02, 2006
 
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Teacher I'd Like to Fuck...often
"Mr. Donovan is quite a TILF...I'd like to take him for a ride."
by capegrl13 May 12, 2005
 
2.
the acronym for teacher id like to fuck
ms. hugger is a tilf!!
by prod October 23, 2003
 
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Teacher I'd Like To Fuck.

An extremly hot teacher, everbody want's to have sex with
Henriette is a tilf, Steeff thinks so
by Shuki May 31, 2006
 
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1. Teacher I'd Like to Fuck
2. Teen I'd Like to Fuck
3. Tits I'd Like to Fuck
4. Twat I'd Like to Fuck
5. Tushy I'd Like to Fuck
6. Throat I'd Like to Fuck
7. Taylor I'd Like to Fuck
8. Tranny I'd Like to Fuck
9. Trio I'd Like to Fuck
10. Tan I'd Like to Fuck
Yesterday I had a debate with my colleague Amy about our teachers at school, trying to establish which of them is the hottest TILF (1). The discussion turned me on also because of all the teen chicks in my class, Amy was the hottest TILF (2):
- Mike, what do you think of our English teacher?
- I think she's hot.
- Why, just because she has those big boobs?
- Well, you can't deny that's a nice pair of TILF (3).
- Guess so. And what about our Maths teacher?
- She's a twat.
- A twat you'd like to fuck, or you mean you just hate her.
- Both. She's nasty, but also hot, so I'd gladly take my revenge by fucking her real good. So I guess that makes her a TILF (1+4) also.
- Mike, am I a TILF for you?
- Let me think: it turns you on whan I call you a twat, your teeny twat tastes delicious, and I'd happily fuck your brains out any day. Of course you are a TILF (2+4).
- You're getting me wet Mike, but let's try to focus. What about our Geography teacher?
- Ah, she has a real TILF (5). Her tushy is so hot, I'd fuck her in the ass day and night.
- And the Spanish teacher?
- Well, she has a hot body overal, but I particularly love her when she's speaking. Something about her Spanish turns me on so much that I feel like grabbing her and shoving my dick deep in her throat right there in front of the class. That's what I call a TILF (6) in this case.
- You like cumming in girls' throats?
- Throats, faces, tits... everywhere. I like to tie them down and jack off till I cum over them.
- I guess that makes you a Taylor, or might I add - a TILF (7).
- And what turns you on Amy?
- Anything hot. Hot guys, hot chicks.
- Even trannies?
- Why not? Some are really TILFs (8), with a sweet face, hot body, and juicy cocks.
- Hmm... you, our Spanish teacher and a hot tranny. Now that'd be a hot trio that would steam up the windows of any room. And for me - a TILF (9).
- You find Miss Lopez the hottest TILF?
- Yes, she has such a body that can turn on anyone, boy or girl. And she has like the perfect tan. Whenever I see a chick with that tan I either feel like fucking her right away, or I imagine a steamy lesbian action involving her. I sometimes walk the beaches only in search for TILFs (10).
- Well Mike, a tranny might be harder to find, but Miss Lopez seems to be quite open minded - and I've seen how she looks at you from time to time. I'd say we try to approach her after school ends this summer for a trio. Who knows? Some of your dreams might actually come true. I know I'm looking forward to it. ;)
by Dhadik February 21, 2008
 
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Teacher I'd Like to Fuck.

ex.
1) "OMG, did you see Mr. Finafrock."
"Yeah thats totaly a T.I.L.F!"
" WOW, you are so right OMG! I'd so hit that"

2) Mr.Weible is so not a T.I.L.F.!!

3) Mr.Sheiler is SOOOOO... in the happenings for a T.I.L.F.

4) Mrs.Giesey is so my Grandpa's T.I.L.F.
by Seather April 25, 2006
 
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Teacher I'd Like To Fuck

you know you all have one....
Zara: "Mr. Lapish is deffo a TILF"
Kay/Bella/Steph: "OMG yeaaahhh"
Sangeetha: "eeeww no!"
by Zara-X- October 12, 2009