I kiss my own tightness 

A phrase used to describe how much you appreciate yourself when other's don't.

"You know rapper RM?"
"Yeah, he's not appreciated enough."
"That's why he says, (I kiss my own tightness)."
"Oh, because he appreciates his self so no one has too."

I kiss my own tightness by ParkMinho August 15, 2018

tighties 

Hot young women between the ages of 16 and 20 something.

Guy 1: God damn, look at all these hot girls.
Guy 2: Haha! You sure do love the tighties, you never change man.

tighties by LondonOntGuy May 14, 2007

mighty tighteys 

enormous whitey tightys of epic proportions. these are called mighty tighteys.

Johns fat ass looked even worse when we all saw his mighty tighteys.

mighty tighteys by josh123321 January 27, 2008

whitie tighties 

White underwear that are extremely tight on a man and squeeze his junk.

Look at Dave's whitie tighties, you can see his bulge!

whitie tighties by Afroman455 September 11, 2014

tightest cunt alive 

When your out with Friends and the Ginger one disappears when it's his round, or his misses comes and picks him up using the 'lost my iPhone' App

My Ginger Friend is the tightest cunt alive.

tightest cunt alive by Chinese_ry November 25, 2016

Tightness

A word used to describe the immaculate grooming and extremely masculane quality of a genuinly great beard.

The tightness of his beard is simply overwhelming, he looks like James Garfield.

Tightness by Stinner July 7, 2011

Tightness confirmed 

Absolute confirmation of something that is tight( as is awesome).

" Damn you see that Ferrari, that shit was tightness confirmed!"

Tightness confirmed by XVT May 4, 2006