Tightassville 

Slang for Titusville Florida. pr: Tight-ass-ville.

Refers to the uptight anal retentive city council, the reactionary politics and the 2 to 1 ratio of Baptist Churches to citizens (in the city). There are so many churches that parishoners often attend services in up to three separate churches, going from church to church each Sunday just to keep them all open.

1. Dave sighed;"You cant throw a dead cat in Tightassville without hitting a damn Baptist Church."

2. "The Tightassville City Council voted to prohibit slavery today. Lincoln would be proud."

3. "The Tightassville city council passed the Defense of Marriage act prohibiting gay marriage. Now they are working on the brother-sister wording for the amendment"

Tightassville by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

Tommy Tightnuts 

When a dudes waited over 30 days and finally beats off.A months long wait to jerk off

How the hell did that guy pull off a Tommy Tightnuts???

Tommy Tightnuts by Ricksauce July 2, 2008

tightpussysyndrome

1.A pussy that is so tight it makes you whip your cream with instant contact. 2. The best type of pussy you can get.

Bob:"Did you get into Emily's pants yet?"
Dylan:" Yeah broski Emily has tightpussysyndrome that thing is so fucking hot"

tightpussysyndrome by JiggaBoo March 3, 2014

tightarse 

Australian slang for someone who is so careful with money they are like racoons with acorns.

Sam: "That Heinz soup is too expensive. Get the Home Brand, it's 5c cheaper"
Scott: "You are such a tightarse Sam"

tightarse by Miss Undefinable May 19, 2009

Tightasstic

The act of having a tight ass and displaying it in such a manner that all ass lovers will drool when in their field of view.

This girl is so Tightasstic I could die right now.
Look at that Tightasstic beauty coming our way!

Tightasstic by El Lo September 16, 2008

Tightarses

One who refuses to pay the going rate, someone who accepts your offers of drinks or whatever and does'nt repay the favour.

That guy is such a tightarse, drank my piss all night then would'nt let me have one of his durries

Tightarses by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

I kiss my own tightness 

A phrase used to describe how much you appreciate yourself when other's don't.

"You know rapper RM?"
"Yeah, he's not appreciated enough."
"That's why he says, (I kiss my own tightness)."
"Oh, because he appreciates his self so no one has too."

I kiss my own tightness by ParkMinho August 15, 2018