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29. talk a scotsman out of a penny
To be good at talking and indeed at convincing people to do your bidding through verbal means. Akin to the expression - "sell ice to the eskimos".

Historically an English expression, it originated because Scots are notoriously tight with money.
John: Wow that Henry certainly has a way with words...

Will: You're right! He could talk a Scotsman out of a penny.
30. Tight Artist
A turn of phrase coined by The Tight Arts Appreciation Society used to describe a person who is a veritable expert in the art of frugality.

A play on words, it acts to quash the stigma attached to a person who would normally be referred to in a vulgar manner as a tight arse. The word arse in this instance, is changed to arts – a phonetical similarity yet with an intentionally stark reference in meaning. Unlike the personal traits of a Tight Arse, the Tight Artist’s sparing and economical ways are celebrated and revered. It is a hearty attempt to upturn the negative connotations attached to those who are thrifty.

Through this process of destigmatisation, a Tight Artist, by definition, becomes a person who saves money in creative ways. This is a rather more pleasing and palatable definition in comparison to that of the vulgarly named tight arse – someone disliked for being tight, stingy or miserly with their money.

A Tight Artist is not stingy. Just savvy. Because saving money is an artform.
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31. scrimy
very tight with money, cheap or tight fisted with cash. This was a real word in the 1800's that was dropped for lack of use.
He is so very scrimy - you can hear the money squeaking as it comes from his wallet.
32. Deep Pockets with Glass in the Bottom
Your so cheap that you can't get to your money in your pockets and if you could you wouldn't because there is sharp glass in the bottom, therefore you won't try to get your money. Cheapskate.
Adam is so cheap he has deep pockets with glass in the bottom.
33. Dutch wallet
Parsimonious, mean, tight with money. Can be used as a noun or adjective
He never stands a round that guy, he's a real Dutch Wallet

Are you buying a round, or have you fetched your Dutch Wallet out tonight?
34. blue knob
a male who is tight with money, aka a tight fisted wanker.
Chris Wakelin
by robert iseard Mar 9, 2004 add a video
35. jewbaby
Some one who is both being child-ish and tight with money at the same time
Just loan me the two dollars and quit complaining about it! you're being a jewbaby!
by c0al May 28, 2005 add a video
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