Nbd or Non-Intentional boner disoder. Usually happens to boys around the age of 10 to 16. This is an uncontrollable event and completely normal. Once a boy becomes a "man" he will no longer get Nbd's. Unforetunately some people will experience this disoder for a longer time than others or possibly forever. That is why you don't want to use viagra. At a young age.
Jill: "Hey jack"
Jill: "What's in you're pants?"
Jack: "Oh, that? Just my enormously large cock I can't hide"
Jill: "You mean you have Nbd"
Jack: "I had the hardest Nbd last period"
John: "I know my pants are so tight it hurts"
Jack: "Man, Nbd's are annoying"
John: "I know mine was harder than a goats butt in a jalepeno pepper patch"
|51.||Swollen Moose Knuckle|
When a man has tight pants, it gives him moose knuckle (see definition). When he see's an attractive male/ female, he begins to get a chubby which increases the size of the moose knuckle giving it the appearence of being swollen.
Dude Blake was wearing some tight ass pants the other day and i was laughing at his moose knuckle. Then when he saw me, he started to get a chub and he got a serious case of swollen moose knuckle. What a faggot ass!
|52.||swoop and tuck|
When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
Boner Without Reason. A sudden and unexpected boner occurring at random, typically happens following puberty. BWR may be caused by stimulation but typically happens with no sue whatsoever.
I wore my tight jeans to school, and the bus ride home was extra bumpy. I had to stay seated and miss my stop bc of my BWR.
A term used when one's phone forms a bulge in their pocket, and is mistaken for an erection.
Phoners are usually found in men who wear jeans or extremely tight pants.
Guy 1: Dude, is that a Boner?
Guy 2: Nah man, I just have a Phoner.
Her assis so big it probably makes her tight to fuck, which is why she has dated and slept with so many people. She will also be a future star in a big-butt Latia porn video.
I wonder how many loads I can bust in J-Lo's ass and pussy?
Not only an expensive brandname, but also an extremely provacative tennis serve. This is usually used by female tennis players to give male tennis players peculiar sized erections in their tight tennis shorts.
Tennis1: Dude you see that hot chick up their who's like 14?
Tennis2: Yea Dude!
Tennis1: Oh my god dude she gave our 50 yearold tennis coach a viagra boner.
Tennis2: Holy Shit! How?
Tennis1: It's gotta be the louis vuitton