| 1. | Cut All Ties | ||
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Cutting all ties is a complicated procedure in which all connections to an individual or group, most commonly social and emotional, are severed. One would most usually cut all ties after a particularly embarrassing incident with this individual or group, especially when the incident in question is the sudden revelation that the individual or group was in fact the subject of covert hatred by the tie-cutter(s).
Can be used in a comical sense to convey the level of embarrassment an action has resulted in. When a tie-cutting manoeuvre fails, the results are dismal at best. Generally a collapse of the tie-cutting group and their relationships is a certainty. Reasons for a failure can include, but are not limited to: a tie-cutter faltering in their resolve, an unexpected need for the tie-cuttee's abilities or connections, or the failure to convey the nature of the tie-cutting to all parties involved. "I hate that guy, as soon as he finds out I reckon we should cut all ties."
"You can't sing for shit man, cut all ties." "Why is that Lewis here, I thought we cut all ties?" "We did, but then we needed his camera. We're screwed." |
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| 2. | High Cotton Ties | ||
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High Cotton Ties was created in North Carolina. These ties are made of cotton rather then silk, they're completely washable. They're a symbol of the South. They make bow ties, Cummerbunds, and headbands for the belles. Where is your bow tie from?" "Its from High Cotton Ties".
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| 3. | Bow ties | ||
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The mark of an amazing man. He is brilliant, casual, calm under matters of life and death when most people are yelling at him for answers. These bow-ties increase the intellect and appearance of anyone who wears them 1000-fold. The wearer instantly becomes recognized in the current environment as a man of distinction. Usually worn by these people: secret agent(s) and the current Doctor Who the 11th Doctor. As well as Bill Nye and some classy scientists and professor(s) who can actually teach and not just ramble on. That's all. That man has a few bowties? Nay, he has a collection! Wait, is he a doctor? Perhaps. But it is known:
If you wear bow ties, you are therefore; indubitably cool. Example: "Bow ties are cool!" -The 11th Doctor Matt Smith "James Bond wears a bow tie. That is why he's awesome. Not because he's a fictional character super-spy created by Ian Fleming in 1953 with the novel Casino Royale currently being played by Daniel Craig." -a lesser known definition Thank you BBC UK and America. You're forever pretty awesome. -An American Fan |
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| 4. | baby mama ties | ||
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Two men or more that has at least one kid by the same woman. Why them dudes trip everytime they see other? They must got baby mama ties or something.
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| 5. | baby daddy ties | ||
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Two women or more that has at least one kid by the same man. Why them chicks trip everytime they see other? They must got baby daddy ties or something.
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| 6. | babydaddy ties | ||
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Two women or more that has at least one kid by the same man. Why them chicks trip everytime they see other? They must got babydaddy ties or something.
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| 7. | babymama ties | ||
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Two men or more that has at least one kid by the same woman. Why them dudes trip everytime they see other? They must got babymama ties or something.
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