Jeans on bottom, shirt and tie up top.
"shirt and tie over jeans could be the clothing equivalent of the mullet: business in the front, party in the back." -- Baumgartner, thereby coining "mullet suit"
Leading a life of simply not giving a fuck. Involves much cell phone usage, Kottonmouth King listening, weed smoking, surplus eating and drinking, pick-up driving, SRH wearing activites. Although, thankfully all are not necessary.
Those leading this lifestyle should do so in steps:
1. You probably should never have a list like this around.
2. Be ready to consume, whether its cigarettes, food, illegal substances, alcohol, or green eggs & ham. Prepare yourself for gluttoness behavior.
3. Don't bother carrying these previous mentioned items around, they will be provided to you.
4. Number 3 results due to the kindness of others. Its the truth and will occur to you if you choose the path of DGAF.
5. Don't do anything for yourself! Are you crazy? Make others do desired tasks for you.
6. Don't do anything about problems you might experience on this grand journey. Let it flow...purely, DGAF.
Trish, Ashley, and Jasmine don't screw around. They are living the DGAF Lifestyle, don't mess with them. They will call on people to tie up your whole family.
|73.||Tie his shoe|
to perform sexual favors
"He asked her to tie his shoe, and she said yes! What a ho!"
A tie fetish is a fetish for seeing people, normaly boys, wearing ties. It stems from the often overly casual look many teenage boys have adopted. They don't understand girls like to see them dressed up nice every once and a while. The object in question, accordingly, is not the tie itself, but the fact that the boy is done up nice in the first place. Dress clothes are reeeealy fun to un-dress.
Some girl: "Why do you still go to church? I though you were an atheist."
Figure.10: "I am, but I have a huge tie fetish."
To get told to smarten up your uniform by a male teacher. This involves tucking your shirt in and pulling your tie up.
Occasionally this will also involve removing non-school uniform and putting on your blazer.
boy1: what have we got next?
boy2: not sure
teacher: Oi! Get your shirts tucked in and smarten up!
(a few moments later)
teacher: right now if your teacher asks where you've been, tell them you got lardered
boy2: hahaha you got lardered
boy1: shut up
|76.||tie one off|
to shoot up drugs intravenously
Delina wanted to really "tie one off" so she bought a teener from her dealer.
A smav is a smart chav; one who wears a suit to work, but generally has a head full of hair that is in disarray. A smav usually has trouble tying a proper knot in his tie; it's usually a big loose mess hanging around his neck, and the tie itself ends up ending halfway up his shirt.
Smavs usually refer to each other and their friends as 'bruv' and 'fella'.
Smavs tend to go to the toilet in groups for some reason, and they often neglect to wash their hands, as it doesn't matter; whatever's on their hands will go some way to styling their hair 'style'.
"Jesus, do your tie up properly; you look a right smav"