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1.
Big mouth feckin know it all, who in fact knows nowt cause he aint never left his urine soaked chair where he spends all his days on the net pretending he is the big man when he dont know sheet.

Never touched by woman, dont even know what woman is.
tidus_uk is a batty
by Brian- August 09, 2003
 
2.
total knobhead
silly cunt who thinks he knows it all,when he knows fuck all really.shame his moms a whore
by wizard August 27, 2003
 
3.
A complete waste of sperm. Moaning, Yappy Big Girls Blouse!

. . . and crap at Chess & Battleships :D
by discs_r_us September 06, 2003
 
4.
mommys boy whose still sucking her tits
by Anonymous August 27, 2003