When your girlfriend is asleep on your bed after a long night of sex, and you wake her up by tickling the hell out of her with your schlong.
Girlfriend: *Snore, SNORE*
You: "Omg stfu"
*tickle her with your schlong*
GF: "Hahahahah, wait, wtf are you doing????"
You: "Ummm... Tickle-Me-Schlong
Yet another slang term for male genitalia, but twee and camp rather than vulgar.
"If you show me your boobs I'll show you me tickle-tackle."
Noun; the erect penis when used mainly for taunting, especially when rubbed against ticklish anatomy including armpits, ear lobes and genitalia
"I'm listening, Mom. He just keeps poking me with his tickle sword!"