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Hyundai Tiburon 

Car that is fairly sexy, yet is bought by people trying to compensate for something. The V6 is fast yet can't take boost, while the I4 is a dog that can be boosted like a Chinese whore.
Wow, look at that Hyundai Tiburon! It looks like a Korean Ferrari!
Hyundai Tiburon by drk May 23, 2004
A hyundai manufactured automobile. A shark.
The tiburon bit sally while she was swimming on the cape. It caused serious injury
tiburon by Justin December 16, 2004
Automobile designed and produced by Hyundai. Tiburon means shark and this is reflected in the "gills" on both sides of the cars. Over seas the car is refered to as Tuscani. The Tiburon has a very sleek body which is full of curves. Excellent styling combined with unmatched performance for the price. The GS model includes either a 4 spd automatic or a 5 spd manual transmission, and a 138 hp 4 cylinder engine (which has plenty of power to get around town) To add to the styling it also includes a catback dual exhaust with polished tips. The GT and SE both share the 172 hp V6 (a whole lot of power considering how lite and small the car is). The GT can be bought with either the 4 spd automatic or a 5 spd manual. However the SE contains a 6 spd manual transmission and can be purchased in several "special" colors such as orange crush. Four wheel disc brakes provide high performance braking for the 17 inch rims with michilen tires. The interior is very modern and user friendly. The guages light up red and the GT and SE models both have metallic trim. Some journalists have even reported the styling to be similar to that of a ferrari.
The GS starts out at a little below $17,000
The GT and the SE range from $19,000-$23,000
I personally own a Hyundai Tiburon and am very happy. The styling draws a lot of attention towards the car.
tiburon by Brian Frohnhofer December 27, 2005

tiburon turnpike

A surprise anal penetration during heterosexual sexual intercourse. Phrase coined by gigolos working in Tiburon, CA, to describe the phenomenon when working with wealthy women.
I got fired, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.

She wants to see me again next week, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
tiburon turnpike by DeadManO'Keane October 20, 2007

Tiburon Turnpike

Sex act performed on a wealthy woman by a hired gigolo. The woman assumes any tantric Yoga position in hopes of engaging in deep cosmic tantric sex with her hired steed. The gigolo sensually inserts part of his 'linga' (cock) in her 'yoni' (cunt), and begins to make sweet, expensive love to her for about 5 strokes. He then removes his linga from her yoni, and shoves it all the way up her asspipe, proceeding to buttfuck her ass in a weird yoga position for a good 30 minutes or so. This is called the Tiburon Turnpike because of the high number of wealth women in Tiburon, CA who hire gigolos.
I was getting so bored I could barely stay hard, so I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.

Mrs. Jettison's rectum prolapsed during a Tiburon Turnpike.
Tiburon Turnpike by HorseHungKris October 16, 2007
literally means "shark"...but everyone in Marin knows it means spoiled rich kids.
"It's Sarah's fifth iPhone of the month. She's broken or lost the first four."

"Lemme guess, she's from Tiburon."
Tiburon by KidFromTiburon July 1, 2011