twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

twocker by pink girrafe February 17, 2006

twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without Owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

twocker by pink girrafe February 21, 2006

twocker

A Northern English term describing those also commonly referred to as chavs and townies and elsewhere as Kevs and Neds. They are ignorant people who tend to wear sports clothing, large chains and baseball caps. They apparently have little intelligence and fewer principles. The word originates from TWOC meaning 'taking without consent'

That twocker has just beaten that OAP for her pension money

twocker by cheesuschrist May 30, 2006

thwackermits 

large mittens worn upon the hands for snatching orangutans from their trees.

explorer: is that an orangutan up in that tree?
his friend: why yes it is. Allow me to obtain it with my thwackermits.

thwackermits by Tom Harding for sure February 27, 2004

twocker

From the species Chavster Twockeri.
Wears a baseball cap (burberry usually), Banded Shirts and Jackets (nickleson or mckenzie), white trainers (reebok classics), Gold Pendants, chains and rings.
Go around town p1ssing about, sometimes stealing, hard to tell if its male or female.

some twocker slag stole my 7610

twocker by Ismail January 3, 2005

potato thwonker

Someone who completely THWONKS potatoes into oblivion.

That Potato Thwonker’s destroying our crops!

potato thwonker by Marrionet1232 May 11, 2020

Thocker 

Thocker; The action of slapping a female on her genitals.

"He's not really a 'flick the bean' type a guy, he's more of a thocker."

Thocker by SoVeryPeachy_LY May 30, 2018