Thwarted 

To avoid or stop a fart mid stream. Can include a grimace and clenched cheeks.

My stomach was bubbling, I was about to let one rip when my crush walked by. I thwarted just in time.

Thwarted by BabyBitchHands May 13, 2023

thwarted 

Shun, Ignore, disregard
also see root word, thwart

That radio guy totally thwarted my request for that song!

thwarted by Bob Johansen September 26, 2005

Thwarted Crab 

When you wrap both of a girls legs around her head during sex then begin harpooning her with your love sword, a relentless vicious assault, mercilessly laying siege until either the sex position is lost or an intervention is made.

mate, I got her good. Decimation by the thwarted crab

Thwarted Crab by Proffessor Muscle November 14, 2019

tharveen 

dumass shit. Looks like overbaked food

Shit this toast looks like tharveen!

tharveen by BrwnAndProud April 19, 2018

Threesome Thwarter 

The person who balks at a threesome when there are already two willing partners.

I was ready Saturday night for a threesome with my boyfriend and my best friend since grade school. I couldn't wait to taste her and have my boyfriend watch us and then join in. But that homo said he wasn't interested. He's such a Threesome Thwarter!

Threesome Thwarter by Big Blue Boy August 20, 2011

Thwargen 

A tribal people of the 7.5th dimension with fuzzy purple mustaches and big feet who partake in crazy antics and other shenanigans.

Oh, those crazy Thwargen, you never know what they're gonna do next!

Thwargen by 17 Jackson May 22, 2009

thwarkerpaided

Thoroughly Fucked up!

I trainwreaked (down throat/up the ass) ecstasy, after 20 mins, I was thwarkerpaided!

thwarkerpaided by Fuckjust4fun June 12, 2018