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Thesaurus'd it 

To use thesaurus.com to find eloquent synonyms for words which obviously do not belong to your vocabulary.
Jebediah: "Yo bruv! That hot chick Tiara totally wants to gobble the goop, as like.. ummhh.. fournikeight."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! You do not even know what 'fornicate' means, do you?"
Jebediah: "Yeeahh... ummhh.. I mean she wants to... ummh.. philander, right?"
Demarcus: "You just Thesaurus'd it, did you not?"
Jebediah: "My point is she wants the D lol"
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thousand cock stare 

When a woman has ridden to cock carousel for such a long time that she loses all ability to bond with a man. This shows in her eyes that have a unique kind of deadness, hollowness, and hardness to them. She's given up on love and is now cynically looking for a meal ticket.
"Man Amy sure looks dilapidated. I saw her pic on OkCupid."
"Yeah she had a lot of fun in the past, but now she's just another single mom with a thousand cock stare looking for a shlub to wife her up, heh."

thousand cock stare 

A phrase often used to describe the blank, unfocused gaze of a naturally promiscuous woman after riding the cock carousel for too long and who's now incapable to pair bond with a man. It's argued that this vacant gaze is typical of women with the emotional and psychological issues that correlate with excessive promiscuity. It's unclear if the emotional issues stem from the promiscuity, or vice versa.
John: Why does Steph look so empty and hollow in her pics?

Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.

TheSaltIsHere 

someone in Ft that you seriously do not wanna mess with, if you do you’ll just absolutely get ratio’d. don’t mess with that guy frfr
UtdTrey:’ Someones drawing to Burnley at home’

5 likes
TheSaltIsHere: ‘One good tweet i beg Trey
2,583 likes.

Rural Thesaurus 

The exact opposite of Urban dictionary. (Un?)fortunately, Rural Thesaurus does not yet exist.
Bob: "Hey, What'cha doin'?"
Joe: "Checking out Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "You mean Urban Dictionary."
Joe: "No, I mean Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."

Max Payne Thousand 

Bad asf a 10/10
Guy 1 - I just invited this female I’m talkin to over
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭