thurstonitis

An epidemic with the first known case being Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth.

A first hand account of this disease.

Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.

Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.

thurstonitis by Eric Selador January 8, 2010

Thrunting 

Used to describe threat hunting, the act of actively hunting for bears, pandas, spiders, kittens, tigers, and even sometimes chollima's.

"The analyst went thrunting for bears but only found a wizard spider."
"In their status report they said they were thrunting at insider threats and got a call from HR"

Thrunting by thrunter1337 April 8, 2022

thursnight

Thursnight - on a Thursday night, when you feel the urge to do something, but nothing as important as a weekend night.

Guy 1: "Man, it's only Thursday but I feel like doing something"
Guy 2: "Let's pick up some beers and play Rock Band and make it a thursnight"

thursnight by Trickyicky August 26, 2009

thurston moore 

Founding member of Sonic youth
Sexy

Thurston Moore eats skippy peanut butter when he's angry

thurston moore by julie October 14, 2003

Thuringian Tower 

The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.

In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.

The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.

Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.

Thuringian Tower by Jinonice Library Man August 13, 2022

Thrusting 

When a guy's penis moves really fast inside a girls pussy causing her to scream really loud!

Chad and Kiersten were goofing off at kmart and saw a Mattress display Chad threw Kiersten on the bed ripped off her clothes and started Thrusting her in the middle of the store.

Thrusting by SlopNChop December 7, 2016

Thrustin'

adj. Synonym for bangin', when something is really awesome. Part of the new craze of using sexually vamped words in common conversation, because its edgy.

Person 1: Hey girl, did you go to that house show last night?

Person 2: Yeah, You should have been there, it was thrustin'!

Thrustin' by monalyssa December 17, 2009