The perfect way of avoiding the awkwardness after a one night stand. Before intercourse, place a pile of shit on the ceiling fan without her noticing. In the morning, crank the ceiling fan on high and as pieces of shit start to fly everywhere, shout, "THUNDER STORM!" and run away.
Guy #1: So was it awkward in the morning?
Guy #2: No dude, I thunder stormed my way out of there before it got weird.