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Thunderwhack 

The act of masturbation, when the person shouts the name of a person in the vicinity, and then stares them in the eye when they come to investigate.
Steven is having a "good time" in his bedroom.
Steven: BRUCE WILLIS!
Bruce Willis bursts through the door, stangling a panda.
Bruce Willis: What did you want?
Steven stares him in the eye, awkwardly.
Bruce Willis: DID YOU JUST THUNDERWHACK!!!
Bruce Willis eats Steven's spine.

Thundercracker 

Decepticon that can controll sonic booms. A blue F-18 Hornet.
Thundercracker can whoop you're butt.
Thundercracker by Anonymous June 15, 2003

thunderskank

A mean spirited person resembling a female that lives only to make every person she comes into contact with miserable. She is the most ungrateful, hateful, lying, deceitful, conniving, stealing, disloyal, selfish, sleazy, nasty ass, herpes invested, cock juggling, idiotic, backstabbing, two face, hypocritical, narcissistic, egotistical evil bitch from the gates of hell. She is a bitch beyond belief. Usually she is the ugliest thing walking the planet, inside her heart and out. You can smell her coming from ten miles away and the thunder of her vagina slapping together as she walks can be heard across the ocean. Take thundercunt and skank add them together and multiply them by one hundred million trillion zillion and you have a thunderskank.
Mary: Did you hear what a thunderskank that girl Lynn is?
Michael: Really? Why do you say that? She seems so sweet and innocent.
Mary: Haha! Boy does she have u fooled. Because her best friend let her stay with her and her boyfriend and she was caught stealing her belongings & then stole her boyfriend too!! Thats one true thunderskank right there!!
Michael: Now that you mention it I could smell something god awful when she came into town. Yea she is pretty nasty!
thunderskank by bitchbethany June 26, 2016

thundersnacks 

the hunger you feel after being woken up by a thunderstorm or the hunger you feel after a long day of storm watching
"Did you hear that storm last night?" "Yeah I did, it woke me up and I had some thundersnacks."
thundersnacks by Nana Mogens June 5, 2020

Thundercracker 

If you are trying to get your crush to like you “johhnyFlash” made thundercracker a specialist in the arts of romance. Yet another recolor of Starscream, what a shame.
I wish a thundercracker was made for a fire cracker.

thunderstick 

A nickname for a large and or powerful penis. The phallus is known as the "thunderstick." The semen is known as "lightning" or "rain." After having intercourse with a thunderstick, the female has been "thunderstruck."
Girl A- So Preston got tanked at the party and got naked. His penis is rather large and rather thick. I think it qualifies as a thunderstick.
Girl B- Nice! I hope i get struck by lightning!


Man A- Dude, I make it rain on dem hoes with my thunderstick.


Boy A- Yeah i boinked her last night. She's been thunderstruck.
Boy B- Shizzle
thunderstick by sensimillia October 9, 2008