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thunder monkey 

A sexy/head-strong/self-confident female who laughs at herself easily by day, and moonlights as a superhero by night.
"Hey Thunder Monkey, way to save the city from near-destruction again! And damn girl, nice butt!"

thunder monkey 

Describing a girl's vagina that is very desirable because she is known to be good in bed and pleases men well.
Damn I wanna get with Lisa! I heard she's got some thunder monkey!
thunder monkey by Pink Torpedo February 3, 2010

Norwegian thunder monkey 

the act of taking a humongous shit at a vilocity so fast when it hits the water it breaks the sound barrier
so how was you date Tom? not good, I ate del taco last night for dinner and had to drop a Norwegian thunder monkey so they had to clear the restaurant we were in because of the sheer smell

Thunder Monkey 

A fat, dirty person who never bathes that constantly dresses in a horribly unappealing manner. Exibits monkey like behavior and is prone to over-eating.
My roommate, Jessica Trass, is a thunder monkey.

thunder monkey 

A small hairy individual who always has to be at the center of a social gathering
look at that little hairy bastard, he's a proper thunder monkey.
thunder monkey by Richard Cashmore September 17, 2003

thunder monkey 

A right-wing political media pundit.
Thunder-monkeys like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are all as crazy a bunch of scarey-eyed, barking moon-bats.
thunder monkey by J. S. Owens December 21, 2003