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Oklahoma Thunderbang 

When a guy is crushin' puss and sticks a fork into a light socket. The electric current rushes through both partners causing extreme orgasm. Side effects often include the shitting of oneself due to excessive stimulation.
I tried the Oklahoma Thunderbang on Morgan last night, but now I'm gonna have to buy new sheets.
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Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.
Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.
Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

Thundering Molly 

When shagging a lady with spectacles, quickly pull out stick her glasses on your cock and spunk in her eye (no specific one)
I gave your mum a Thundering Molly last night ;)
Thundering Molly by Ace19888888 February 13, 2019

Thunderbungle 

Michael is a thunderbungle.
Thunderbungle by CloudWN March 3, 2011

Thunderbastard 

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.
That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}
Thunderbastard by Kebabob January 23, 2020

Chang Thunderwang 

"Chad" is the meme male name of a Chad, who we assume is American.

Therefore, "Chang" is the meme male name of a Chang, who is Asian and most likely Chinese.

All Ethnic Variations:

Black - Tyrone

Latino - Chadriguez/Rico/Carlos

Asian - Chang Thunderwang

Indian - Chadpreet

Native American - Chief

French - Gaston

Italian - Tony/Tommy

Portuguese - Afonso

Brazilian - Ricardão/Chadinei

English - Jason

Russian - Ivan Erohin ( Иван Ерохин)

Arabic - Chaddam

German - Carlos

Persian - Soroosh

Turkish - Berkecan

Dog - Buster
Asian Drama Addict #1: Hu Yi Tian is a tall handsome Chang.
Asian Drama Addict #2: More like Chang Thunderwang lmao.

ThunderKing

Is the king of thunder/lightning, obviously

Also known as Lightning Fang.

There is nothing much known to this guy except that his staff has a carved word in it (which was Omlang)

Legends say, he kills his opponent in a blink of an eye.
Boy: Ahh its raining

Thief: Who cares, now give me your wallet youngster

/Whitish-Blue Lightning strikes to the thief from the skies.

Boy: Woot, I guess I was saved by the ThunderKing