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127. lindworm
Legged, wingless dragon. The English word is derived from the mythical beast Lindormen (the Linden Snake) in Scandinavian Mythology, who was fought and captured by the Thor, the god of thunder, lightning, heavy drinking, short temper and so on and so forth. The Lindworm were doomed to ever lie wrapped around the earth biting it's own tail. On the day of the Ragnarok (the end of the world as we know it) that slimy snake is gonna wriggle itself free and kill Thor as revenge. And then we'll all die.
- Thor really kicked that Lindworm's ass the other day.
128. gunkelfucked
When someone finds extreme pleasure (often erotic), out of an otherwise painful or horrible situation.
Man, Jesse got Gunkelfucked last night. We paid this married townie $10 to beat the piss out of him all night, and he was loving every second of it. She even told us that when she backhanded his thunder penis, it was hard as lightning.
129. Thundertoe
A health condition in which thine toes glimmer with lightning, and roar like thunder every time a footstep is taken.

Also another word for Raging Hardon.
So whatd the doc say? Well I got a case of THUNDERTOE *Proceeds to kick his friend in the face with his 5000 volt foot*
... Fuck yeah.


Hey, nice hat, wanna fuck? I got a pretty big Thundertoe goin on.
130. Personal Thunderstorm
1. When someone is so upset that they rant and rave like a transient storm of lightning and thunder.

2. A sudden violent outburst of displeasure.
Lisa: What's wrong with Tom?

Carl: I don't know. Every time something goes wrong that douche breaks out a personal thunderstorm.
131. tchrunder
Sunden onset vomitting often followed by a crying fit. A combination of the the slang "chunder" (to vomit) and "thunder". Thunder in this case being either a reference to the noise or the lightning quick progression from well to unwell.
"Don't start crying at the first sign of tchrunder"
132. dry thunderstorm
A dry thunderstorm is a thunderstorm which produces only lightning and thunder. A dry thunderstorm produces no rain or other precipitation.
A lot of wildfires are started by dry thunderstorms.
133. Transylvanian Thunderstorm
Farting in someone's face (thunder), biting them in the neck (lightning striking), then peeing on the wound and their face (the torrential rain).
Transylvanian Thunderstorm

"Oh my goodness!!! She said there was a Transylvanian Thunderstrom out at their ranch last night."

---"Wow!!! I'd pity her if I didn't know she fed off that kind of degredation! I wish my wife was like her!"

--------"Thunderstorm? That's funny, not a speck of rain here... arent they just down the road???
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