Urban Dictionary: thumping the lemur

1.	thumping the lemur
	a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel , tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank. Guy 1: knock knock Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy! Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur? buy thumping the lemur mugs & shirts masturbating bashing the candle bleeding the weasel bleedin the weed buffing the banana bopping the baloni burping the worm choking the chicken cleaning your rifle corking the bat cranking the shank cuffing the carrot fisting your mister flogging your dog floggin the frog flogging the hog flogging the log flute solo jerkin'the gherkin looping the mule manual override painting the pickle pocket pinball pocket pool polishing the banister polishing the rocket pounding your flounder pumping the python roping the pony spanking the monkey teasing the weasel tossing the turkey walking the dog whipping the willy wonking your cronker yanking the crank. by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy Jul 10, 2008 add a video