1 : to strike or beat with one's penis so as to cause a dull 'slapping' sound; said act is usually performed on an individual's forehead, cheeks, lips, or chin after oral gratification
- thump·er noun
2) My wife doesn't like alarm clocks so every morning, I awaken her with a gentle thump to the forehead, which wakes her up with a smile on her face and results in me falling back to sleep with a smile on mine.
Boy, when I saw that, I wrapped my belt around my right hand, walked right into the melee, and 'THUMP!', one blow to the back of that bastard's skull, and everything was square again.
Soon, we could all go home."
The place cleared out, someone went for ice and towels; others cleaned up the broken glass and righted the tables.
Then, my pants fell down.
-When a woman thinks about a guy and can't eat or sleep when thinking about them. She forgets about man's inhumanity to man.
- To make a woman feel so strongly towards a man that she can do nothing else but think about him.
-That guys got me thinking about him so much i can't bring myself to do anything else. he makes me thump.