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Québécois Thumb War 

An age old tradition in the Canadian province of Quebec. This means of competition involves two combatants, the first competitor to shove his thumb up the other's anus is the defined victor. The provincial champion also gains the honor of being the leader of Quebec's Bloc Québécois Party.
"My father will not admit that I am a man, I will defeat him in a québécois thumb war." - Jim

"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean
A Game Where you cuff Your Hand and Your Enemys Hands into One, both Lifting Your Thumbs And say '1,2,3,4, i declare a thumb War!!'(maybe something other) and try to pin the enemys Thumb under yours. You may only use 1 hand. the winner who pins his enemys thumb down for a short time(5-10 seconds) wins the so called war.
Me And austin Had a thumb War last night, i totally owned him.
Thumb War by Sythex July 16, 2007
Texting battle; Fighting through text messaages; Sending and receiving mean, nasty negative text messages back and forth with someone.
"Ashley and Derek were engaged in a nasty thumb war last night."

"Damn, that was a ugly thumb war!"

"You should see some of the outrageous things Caitlyn wrote to Carrie during their thumb war. She definitely won that one!"
Thumb war by JacDod August 20, 2011
On urbandictionary, a thumb war consists giving your own definition a thumbs up and giving a rival's definition a thumbs down on a daily basis while said rival does the same for himself. A thumb war is won when one of the contenders forgets to vote and/or gets a life.
I hope the addition of this definition doesn't provoke a thumb war.
Thumb War by y=mx+b January 23, 2009

ThumbWare!!! 

thumbdrive; which is "a piece of hardware that requires a Thumb to authenticate and then authorize access to the intended user." © ~mtbourg
Where do you want to go with this ThumbWare!!!. Does it Drive? Just who do you think you are anyway?!!! Gotta Thumb to prove it? You have now been verified as the intended user...
ThumbWare!!! by MTBOURG January 17, 2013

thumbfart 

A thumbfart is when you misspell a word in a tweet or text message and send it out without realizing it. Similar to a brainfart when you speak. It's a word created by Dustin Zito of Real World Las Vegas on MTV. Season 25.
"I worked out like a beast today. Tonight I'm gonna need a message!" This is a thumbfart. The word should have been "massage" but "message" was used and sent by mistake.
thumbfart by meatjockey October 11, 2011