Tony Two Thumbs 

Somebody who finds texting more important than a conversation with an actual human being. Often times, a Tony Two Thumbs will ignore everything in his or her environment to urgently respond to a text.

John: So what are you doing tonight?
Adam: ...(thumb-stroke noises)...
John: Alright, Tony Two Thumbs, let me know when you're ready to talk

Tony Two Thumbs by eh lyonz August 1, 2010

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap 

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap by Madonkadonk2 May 20, 2009

Two Thumbs Ups! 

Two Thumbs Up was born out of a need to express and extreme delight in a situation / person / movie / music / etc etc.

If something is good it gets a thumbs up.

if something is indescribably brilliant - it gets a 'Two Thumbs Up'

But it's simply not good enough to just say the phrase - you must also physically represent the Two Thumbs Up in a strong motion with both hands.

To be used sparingly.

person 1: 'Did you watch that movie last night?'

person two 2: 'Yes - Two Thumbs Up' (and dont forget the action of Two Thumbs Up)

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person 1: 'kirsten dunst?'

person 2: 'Two Thumbs Up!' (and dont forget the action of Two Thumbs Up)

Two Thumbs Ups! by Mr Parb Johal October 28, 2004

Two thumbs 

When hitting a girl from the back and you slide two thumbs in her butt

I was doing a girl doggy style and slid two thumbs in her butt

Two thumbs by Just us 104 April 26, 2017

Two Thumbs Up 

An unofficial honor given for excellence in any field. 'Two thumbs up' is/are not contained to any profession/achievement, and, therefore, can be awarded for any outstanding accomplishment.

When Ebert & Rober give a movie two thumbs up, does each of them contribute one thumb?

Two Thumbs Up by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

Freddy two thumbs 

Someone who is always using there thumbs texting on there phone

Did you see that guy?
Ya, he's definitely a Freddy two thumbs.

Freddy two thumbs by kstan34 August 8, 2010

Who's go two thumbs? 

Short version of a phrase made popular on the TV show "Scrubs":
"Who's got two thumbs and don't give a shit? Me, Bob Kelso!"

When someone tells you something you don't care about, you say, "Who's go two thumbs?"

If something not very important is made into a 'big deal', you can say: "Who's got two thumbs?"

Who's go two thumbs? by dbljr December 23, 2011