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squat thrusts in the cucumber patch 

One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse
friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...

squat thrusts 

gym workout where you squat then thrust here by looking like youre humping
"shower gotta get me one just got back from the gym doing my squat thrusts" "squat thrusts are hard. real hard" "its worth it to get a burn in my sweet inner thigh" "you know how you can soothe that burn? pour sweet cream on it" "sounds to me like the sweet cream needs to be whipped blahahahahah"

Poopbag Brain Thrusts 

When one uses their collection of feces contained within plastic foil bags to obliterate their sexual partner's throat in an act of sodomy.
Chad: "Yo Tim, what ever happened with you and that girl last night?"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"
Poopbag Brain Thrusts by SuzerainY September 22, 2022

I like Thrusts 

A. Where you like to give someone a good thrustin in the ass.
B. Where you play a joke to make it look like a humping sensation
or...
C. CAPTAIN THRUST!!!!!!
"Hey bob what do you like?"
"I LIKE THRUSTS!"
I like Thrusts by WhiteWidows October 4, 2009

guat-thrusts 

n. Repeated exhausting sexual acts involving a Mayan or, in a pinch, any Central American.

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Okay team. Any of you men with some strength left after another ten sprints are going to give me five guat-thrusts if you want to make the Canadian Junior hockey team.

You don't look Mayan.

Quiet Fleury.
guat-thrusts by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

aggressive-penial-thrusts

when a woman puts her mouth on a man's cock and thrusts repeatedly
God my aggressive-penial-thrusts i used last night might of killed that whore.