thurstonitis

An epidemic with the first known case being Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth.

A first hand account of this disease.

Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.

Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.

thurstonitis by Eric Selador January 8, 2010

thurston moore 

Founding member of Sonic youth
Sexy

Thurston Moore eats skippy peanut butter when he's angry

thurston moore by julie October 14, 2003

Thrusting 

When a guy's penis moves really fast inside a girls pussy causing her to scream really loud!

Chad and Kiersten were goofing off at kmart and saw a Mattress display Chad threw Kiersten on the bed ripped off her clothes and started Thrusting her in the middle of the store.

Thrusting by SlopNChop December 7, 2016

Thrustin'

adj. Synonym for bangin', when something is really awesome. Part of the new craze of using sexually vamped words in common conversation, because its edgy.

Person 1: Hey girl, did you go to that house show last night?

Person 2: Yeah, You should have been there, it was thrustin'!

Thrustin' by monalyssa December 17, 2009

Dirty Thurston 

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

Dirty Thurston by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015

Thurstonian 

The official underground publication of Thurston Hall at the George Washington University. Consists of quotes, comical articles, and graphs. The writers' identities are concealed, but they write under the pen names: The Iranian, Balagan, Torberget, Arthur Wellesley, and St Davids Head.

Guy: Wow, did you read the newest edition of the Thurstonian?
Girl: Yea! Its so funny! I love the quotes section!

Thurstonian by The Iranian January 15, 2009

thrustologist 

One who studies the intellectual science of giving the dick. One who makes it his mission in life to give plenty of dick so that she is left both fully satisfied and extremely sore, and in need of some icey hot for her vag.

Yo, I just finished my thirty girl dick giving dissertation and now I am an official thrustologist.

thrustologist by Brian Dickgiver June 6, 2009