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coronary trombosis 

An illness that afflicts the brass section.
A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

Thromboner 

Thromboner. Noun. A particularly raging boner, the source of which unknown, often leading to painful erections lasting hours, for which there is no immediate remedy.

Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.

The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.
I went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with a raging thromboner.
Thromboner by Dednor May 9, 2018

Trombolese 

A state of spiritual fulfilment and enlightenment, freed from material desires.
"My love has got no money, he's got his trombolese
My love has got no power, he's got his trombolese

My love has got no fame, he's got his trombolese"

"I'm going to spend some time in the Himilayas to find my trombolese"

Deep vein thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis occurs when you receive damage to a vein from surgery or trauma and inflammation due to infection or injury

Or repeatedly torturing yourself by speed running just cause 3
I am going to get a deep vein thrombosis

thrombosis 

The formation of a clot (a.k.a. thrombus) within a blood vessel thereby restricting the flow of blood.
Wilford Brimley got a deep venous thrombosis due to inactivity during an international flight. Lets hope he doesn't get a pulmonary embolism.
thrombosis by The Troll May 16, 2006

thrombass 

808 Bass music that literally makes you throb and melt as if you were fucking.
That DJ is lit, he spins the crackest thrombass on the planet or at least in RIO.
thrombass by Ranchgirls June 24, 2022