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1.
An early morning blow job that replaces the oatmeal component of breakfast in bed.
"Dude, I feel so energized today. Vanessa made breakfast in bed and she had some throat meal."
by jackowalkie March 23, 2010
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2.
when giving a blowjob, once who swallows ends up ingesting this. a synonym for spooge, jizz, cum, etc. can also be used to refer more generally to the passive act of giving a blowjob.
so dude - how did it go last night? did you serve your girlfriend some throatmeal?
by Terranova June 06, 2007
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