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An early morning blow job that replaces the oatmeal component of breakfast in bed.
"Dude, I feel so energized today. Vanessa made breakfast in bed and she had some throat meal."
by jackowalkie March 23, 2010
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When you cum in a girls mouth, she swallows it, but throws it back up later when you are making out with her and it is the consistency of oatmeal.
Did you hear that Randy got a nice warm bowl of Throatmeal from his wife last night.
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The stuff you cough up when you have a bad cold. It has the consistency & texture of oatmeal.
Pardon me. I need to step outside & launch some throatmeal.

phlegm expectorate mucus sputum loogie
by Mike Palomar January 26, 2015
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