born on third base 

term coined by the great Barry Switzer to describe someone who was born with a silver spoon in their mouth but has an arrogance and thinks their standing in life is because of their own doing.

The Cooker: "i hate hanging out at the Kirk Hotel with all of these arrogant, rich punks that think they are an international man of leisure."
Pete Dick (calling Oak the goon): "look dude, just focus on jacking for beats and I will take care of these fucks that were born on third base."

born on third base by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

third base coach 

A baseball analogy for a sex act. This occurs when two people are in the same room masturbating, getting off on each other masturbating, but not touching one another.

A: How far did you get with Christina last night?
B: She is super celibate so all she would let us do together is third base coach each other.
A: Did you talk during it?
B: Yea, it was pretty weird...

third base coach by Brynjolf May 29, 2014

mormon third base

The act of cuddling, laying down on a bed, couch, futon, hammock, or love-sac. Also known as spooning.

When I turned on the lights, I caught Brandon attempting to get to mormon third base with Cami.

mormon third base by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

third base 

The third degree of the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is of course, the four "F"s. French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

With his finger in Jenny's twat, he knew he had reached the coveted third base.

third base by rarmeister January 17, 2004

third base 

The third base before home plate in baseball you damn perverts.

Jacki Robinson advanced to thrid from second after Duke Snider's single to centerfield.

third base by Paulness May 31, 2005

desi third base 

going to an indian restaurant for chai or lassi, preferably as inexpensive as possible

O dude, Swasti and I reached desi third base last night! I took her to Bombay Talk and we had a magically masaledar time!

desi third base by Dan Babu November 30, 2006

Third Base 

Normally meaning to engage in digital or oral activity...But in the case of Bill our inexperienced friend having a girl sit by him.

Bill got to third base with Michelle last week on the couch in the basement.

Third Base by M&M January 10, 2005