Threetard 

The useless person who sits in seat three in a eight for rowing.

What does threetard even do?
Nothing, they're just the extra body to make eight.

Threetard by Rowing August 28, 2012

treetard 

as retard but bigger and thicker

my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard

treetard by Andrew Collinson March 28, 2008

Threetard 

A person who needs at least three promotions just to be considered stupid.

I can't believe you would do something like that! You are such a threetard!

Threetard by 2Q+2Q=4Q November 25, 2020

Threetarded 

More than retarded, retarded to the third degree.

Dude, yo' mama failed the second grade? She must be threetarded!

Threetarded by AZNE Taylor January 8, 2006

treetard 

A retard who loves trees (tree hugger)

The treetard loves his vegetables

treetard by Republican Nazi July 24, 2003

Threetarded 

A word to describe a poor connection to the '3' mobile phone network.

The '3' network is highly disputed among most (including 3 customers) to have the crappiest coverage of all of the UK mobile networks.

Sorry, my signal just cut out. I think my phone's just being Threetarded.

Threetarded by KevalD April 29, 2009

Threetard 

Nascar fans who worship and idolize the late Dale Earnhardt.

There were a couple of threetards down at the Dover race. Don't they know he's dead?

Threetard by Paul Driscoll July 28, 2008