put a three on 

to jinx or put a curse on some person, thing or activity

"Ima put a three on that bitch. _Nothing's_ gonna work for her."

put a three on by primeridian April 28, 2012

put down a three 

Put down a three (3)

to masturbate.

the third type of male body excretion.

to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.

a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".

"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."

"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."

"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"

put down a three by JiffMart May 1, 2010

Put your one two in her three four 

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

Put your one two in her three four by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

my friends put it there 

The most common excuse men use when their girlfriends/spouses discover their porn.

GF: I found a porn app on your phone, wtf!
BF: My friends put it there as a joke, I swear! I don't know how to delete it!

my friends put it there by candycoated June 9, 2011

put it there

To seal a deal with a handshake.

I look forward to working with you. Put it there.

put it there by Marty June 19, 2004

Don't put me out there 

1. If I'm minding my own business and you do something to get me in trouble.

2. If I'm doing something wrong and you get me in trouble.

3. If you're doing something wrong and I know you'll get caught, because you're an idiot.

Also use "Don't put yourself out there.", "Don't put yourselves out there.", "Don't put her out there.", "Don't put him out there.", "Don't put them out there."

I'm a celebrity and you take an unflattering or illegal video of me and post it online. I'll say, "Don't put me out there." Then I'll call my lawyer.

Don't put me out there by DontPutMeOutThere June 13, 2011

Put your that there 

A term used by Slovakian's to order someone to put something somewhere.

Finley, no, put your that there.

Put your that there by Crispy4skin January 13, 2014