three dollar william 

1. Butt lovin', cum drinkin' fag of any name. It's a sneaky way of saying that someone is "as queer as a three dollar bill".

Me: That guy's a regular three dollar william.

My Imaginary Girlfriend: Oh, that's why he smells like ass.

Me: He also has dried up cum on his nose, just like you this morning.

My Imaginary Girlfriend: Yeah, I like that a lot!!!

three dollar william by The Bucktooth Robot June 26, 2009

Three Dollar Bill 

Noun (Slang) A euphenism for homosexual, generally a male homosexual. Compare to "Light in the Loafers", Limp Wristed", "Panty Waist", or "Candy Ass"

"That guy's as queer as a three dollar bill"

Three Dollar Bill by Zero1984_Politically INcorrect July 10, 2005

three dollar bill 

Noun.

Fake, not real. Counterfeit.

That watch is as fake as a three dollar bill.

three dollar bill by CaptPicard776 January 8, 2008

three dollar haircut 

When you want to roast your friend but you can't think of anything so you gotta make it seem like you know what your doing.

You I'll straight up give you a three dollar haircut

three dollar haircut by Riyash May 27, 2017

three dollar shower 

(v.) Usually during a roadtrip or cross-country drive; This act first involves pulling over to the nearest convenience store, gas station, or rest area and purchasing a 1-liter bottle of drinking water or larger

Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.

"Steve, this microbus has had a serious funk about it since some time after we passed the last state line."

"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."

three dollar shower by the_leif October 10, 2011

three dollar Bill 

Noun; A great band out of Chicago.
Charming and subversive without breaking a sweat, this Chicago rock band is a DIY favorite.
Defining post-punk attitudes with stinging guitars, catchy melodies, and an irresistibly pounding rhythm section,
THREE DOLLAR BILL hooks you with songs full of pleading desire, lust and rage.

What makes THREE DOLLAR BILL a rare catch is their knack of mixing metal edginess and puncrock
energies into a sound that becomes entirely their own. The haunting harmonies of The Breeders,
Sleater-Kinney and X; the guitar riffs of AC/DC; the political wit of the Dead Kennedys; the dissonance
of Nirvana, Sonic Youth and The Cure---THREE DOLLAR BILL hits on the nerve of Alternative and Indie
rockers alike. www.threedollar.net

The Three Dollar Bill show was amazing last night.

three dollar Bill by Stokley January 16, 2005

Three dollar bill 

A denomination of money that is (gay) or gayer than any other bill. A three dollar bill was made popular by (joe exotic) and his (dirty joe exotic) addictive language and behaviors that can never be unseen.

I’m joe exotic and I’m gayer than a three dollar bill!

Three dollar bill by BBQCJB April 16, 2020