three ring shit-show 

The potential for even the most seemingly benign, well-meaning activity, event or plan to become unrecognizably deranged due to the predictably spirit-crushing, self-serving, greedy or otherwise destructive effect of human influence.

So much for 'sunday school'...another priest got caught with his pants down and turned the whole thing into a three ring shit-show

three ring shit-show by YAWA July 16, 2017

Three Ring Coiler 

A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times

You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.

Three Ring Coiler by jorgorthebarbarian August 23, 2009

Three Ring Goat Screw

An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.

Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw

Three Ring Goat Screw by madeinjersey August 31, 2010

three ring circus 

A combination of oral, vaginal, and anal sex, possibly culminating in a poop chute riot.

'So I heard you were hanging out with Susan last night. Did you take her to the three ring circus?' ::nudge::

three ring circus by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010

Three Ring Binder 

Three guys penetrate the mouth, ass, and vagina of a girl thrusting simultaneously, giving the similar feeling as popping open a three ring binder.

Alex, Adam, and Carson performed a three ring binder on Molly giving her the feeling of a one and a half binder

Three Ring Binder by SpankMeSideways August 27, 2016

Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.

Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!

Three Ring Fecal Festival by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018

three ring blender 

See art.

#below-stairs just played a three ring blender. Win won a tonne of old money. Tang-clonk!

three ring blender by Below-Stairs December 2, 2022