Three pound challenge 

The 3 pound challenge is any small dare where the participant is wagered £3 that they wouldn't do something - however the rules are clear:

1. The person being challenged has no option but to accept and at least attempt the challenge.
2. No money will ever change hands.

Tom: I'll give you 3 quid if you eat that whole jar of pickled eggs
Mark: Three pound challenge?
Tom: Yup. Ring home now so your mum can put the toilet roll in the fridge.

Three pound challenge by summinksummink November 12, 2017

Three Hundred Pound Town 

Very large Female that you've slept with for enjoyment.

How'd that date with Cindy work out?

Great man! I took the skin and bone to Three Hundred Pound town!

Three Hundred Pound Town by Tallbill January 15, 2003

three pounds of pressure

all it takes to burst the ballsack

Ow, you just applied three pounds of pressure to my ballsack

three pounds of pressure by devilonrollerskates July 29, 2008

Three pounds of shrimp 

When a girl has a large ass.

Damn that girl has three pounds of shrimp in her freezer!!!

Three pounds of shrimp by Error219 March 4, 2023

Palm Tree Pounder 

Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?

….

YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.

You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,

We are licking them,

….THEN the hurricane …

BOOBNADO

you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)

The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN

….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!

THEN

Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)

You have an euphoric experience….

.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…

Finally,

you land, under a palm tree.

You fall in love with Porky.

The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.

The End

You’ve been sincerely pounded by the

Palm tree

Naughty Porky
Bad Girl

AMEN.

I was hit by a Palm Tree Pounder last night

Palm Tree Pounder by KushVeeVee August 15, 2021

threebound 

A third attempt to score after a failed second attempt. Can be used for sports or sex.

"Alexei Kovalev crosses the blue line, fires one on net, save Brodeur, rebound, save, threebound, score!"

"Dude, have you met Shauna? She's my threebound chick."

threebound by SeanyMac May 26, 2008