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I love you three thousand 

When you just love your parents but they will sell all your toys if you don’t sleep
“I love you three thousand”
Wow, three thousand. That’s a big number. Now go to sleep or I will sell all your toys”

Three Evils (Embodied in Love and Shadow) 

A song from the album In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 by Coheed and Cambria.
From the POV of Jesse.

Jesse is being tortured by Mayo, or someone of the Red Army, who are now frustrated with Jesse not talking and giving any hints what they're looking for...and perhaps now the Red Army is demanding to know where the boy shown with Chase is. So the boy (Picture a young boy in pieces) they're thinking about is Chase's counterpart William and they have written Claudio off for dead already.
Three Evils (Embodied in Love and Shadow) is the fourth track on the album In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3.

Tree Love 

The act of a tree deflecting a thrown disc golf disc in a positive manner.
Damn, dude- you've been getting massive tree love this whole round!
Tree Love by Ad_Noctum December 4, 2009

veiny love tree 

Err, it's a penis, obviously.
'...shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree..."

The League of Gentlemen

“There’s no love in latex” 

Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.
Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck