Da actual mental state of Red
Green's
main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "
sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get
college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do
everything that Red
Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!