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1.
A Bar drink consisting of Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, and Jim Bean.

It is a mix of three strong, gross drinks together.
I was drunk last night and decided to ask for a three wise men. I almost puked- it was disgusting
by Fully19 June 04, 2006
 
2.
Two shots of whiskey, two shots of tequila, and two shots of vodka.
I passed out after taking two three wisemen.
by Tim Trobbe April 22, 2006
 
3.
Come on now. It's when you put your three boys, (index, middle, ring finger) into your girl. Use your index to flip the switch in the girl. the middle and ring are in a 'come here' motion. Trust me, after performing this. You will be loved, adored and cared for some time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Hence why the three wise men are that, the wisest.
No need to say, "Hey, I just pulled a three wise men."
"How did she like it?"
"We woke up she bought me breakfast, shoes, clothes, and a spiffy new watch."
"No fucking way, with what again?"
"Mother fuckin' three wise men, yo."
by The Dude Named The Guy May 28, 2008
 
4.
Come on now. It's when you put your three boys, (index, middle, ring finger) into your girl. Use your index to flip the switch in the girl. the middle and ring are in a 'come here' motion. Trust me, after performing this. You will be loved, adored and cared for some time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Hence why the three wise men are that, the wisest.
No need to say, "Hey, I just pulled a three wise men."
"How did she like it?"
"We woke up she bought me breakfast, shoes, clothes, and a spiffy new watch."
"No fucking way, with what again?"
"Mother fuckin' three wise men, yo."
by The Dude Named The Guy May 28, 2008