| 176. | Nuke Town | ||
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The map everyone wants to play in CoD Black Opps rarely occurs but when the the Choice is Nuke Town pubescent teens jizz their pants. Most frequent guns used on this map are the Famas, Ak-47 Ak-74u and the Commando because noobs cant use any other gun then those four to get high kill streaks. Every time a chopper gunner is used in Nuke Town a small African Child dies from hunger when you lazy mother fuckers camp for it. Nuke Town 24-7 is when the shit goes down if you find your friends after the weekend. If they smell like shit and have sweat under their arms you know one thing they were busy Jerking off and playing 24-7 Nuke Town at the same time for the whole weekend. Nuke Town is the leading cause of Obesity and Erectile Dysfunction in America Ryan: Ohhhhhhhh holy shit holy shit its Nuke Town FAPFAPFAPFAP
Richard: Calm down its only a game Ryan: Wtf are you talking about bro i am super serious about this game if we don't win we will all die Richard: What ever you say "Nuke Town gets vetoed" Ryan Noooooooo My life is over FUCKKKKKKK i Hate my life Bang* Bang* thud Matt: Hey you want to go out drinking tonight and Bang my hot girlfriend Frank ? Frank: no i cant 24-7 Nuke Town is during this weekend and I am not going to leave my seat for three days Faping to it while i use my famas Matt: Ok brother i guess more secks for me Billy: Arrrrrrg i hate this 15th prestige no life with the gold famas hes ruining my fapping time with Nuketown |
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| 177. | Mangle | ||
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MAN-ANGLE, determines the masculinity of a man from the angle that has created from the legs in a sitting position if three people are sitting in the back seat of a car, the most masculine person would be that who posses the greatest mangle.
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| 178. | Shevlin | ||
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(Noun) A short, fat, unappealing, self centered, hypocritical, and severely insane female. In most arguements they claim they cannot be held responsible for their own actions. Fluffy: Soo...ummm, how did the blind date go?
Dibbs: Never again, i try it one time, and i get a shevlin. She wouldn't shut up, i had to buy her an extra seat on the ferris wheel, and she ate three corn dogs, including mine...nope, never again. |
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| 179. | Redneck Gangsta Legion | ||
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The sub-culture forming in Southern Illinois that seems to merge the hobbies of bow hunting, rap battles, dipping, low ridin', and general racial confusion. The young members of this society can somehow hunt white tailed deer while listening to the hardest, most ghetto rap there is to be heard. The origins of the Legion are up to much debate. The closest we can ever come to diserning the true history is the recent influx of migration from larger cities in the South and East Coast. The Legion has no color, no gang offiliation, and no signage. The only way to tell if someone is a member is to view into the passenger seat of there circa 1980-something pickuptruck and look to see if there are Kenny Chesney and Waka Flocka Flame CD's right next to each other, an ounce of weed in the glove box, a shotgun on the dash, a stolen radio, 10-inch subs and an amp behing the seats, condom wrappings in the ash tray, half a bottle of Axe in the floor, and no less than THREE pocket knives anywhere in the cab. Patrick: Yo man Garth Brook's has a got a show in Carbondale this weekend!!
Trambley: OH SHIT DAWG!!! We gotta hit dat shit up naw mean? (spits dip) Sweet Joe: Can I go guys? Trambley: No Sweet Joe i hope you die. Sweet Joe: Major sad-face to the Redneck Gangsta Legion |
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| 180. | nu-metal | ||
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A garbage term where anything new, which people can't reconcile with straight archetypal Hard Rock, Metal, Punk, or Rap, goes. To give an example, while Linkin Park may be more closely associated with the 'mainstream' sides of punk, Slipknot is undoubtedly a prime figure of aggro metal. This is where the often misunderstood value of nu metal lies. It attempts an unconscious vocalization of primordial anger, perhaps even without deeper meanings, complex metaphors, or beautiful or technical instrumentals. And that is why it does something that no other genre has ever been successful in doing. It does not try to appeal to intelligence or to a technically minded ear. It appeals to anger, rage, frustration, and, yes, even to angst but all of these things only to feed Hatred. To truly arrive at hatred, it is necessary to sometimes incorporate a grabbag of other emotions, or even to disregard any sort of musical sanity. For example, it is to numetal we owe the completely original vocalization of hatred that is offered by Johnathan Davis in the popular song "Freak on a Leash." We hear insane grunts and intake of breath before we arrive at the end of the song, where Davis breaks into a hate filled nonsense utterance rap that is could never have existed in another genre. In short, the point of aggro is to bypass the conscious, to claw it away, and to reach and agitate the subconscious death drive and hatred of all living things, all humanity. John Pobbleton sat down, unwound his dirt laden white ipod headphones, and turned on some nu-metal, specifically, "Freak on a Leash." For the next couple of minutes he began to furiously rip all of the skin off his index finger. After about three minutes, he bolted up from his seat, and commenced to systematically drive the bone of his index finger through the now seemingly paperthin skulls of everyone in the room. Luckily, the nu-metal drowned out all of their resistance and screams, and by the time the song was over, Pobbleton was the only sentient organism left in the room. Additionally, he felt much, much better.
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