| 1. | Three Bite Rule | ||
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Mom's executive order. It states that you don't leave the dinner table until you've had at least three bites of everything on your plate. Mom - "I don't care if all of your friends are on Black Ops! You're not leaving the table until you've eaten at some of your greens!"
Son - *mumbles* "Freakin' three bite rule..." |
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