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The "three biggest lies" that are frequently made are: This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth.
He got him a cell with a pervert, the pervert tried to crawl in his bed, he proceeded to tell him the three biggest lies, and thse are the words that he said, "Good buddy This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth."
by nikthenyetminder January 29, 2005
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