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A horribly ugly chick that during sex requires a bag over her head, one over yours, and one on any poor soul that happens to walk by.
Damn shorty did you see that three bagger I picked up last night. I must have been so wasted but damn can she suck dick.
by BlindsideF March 20, 2005
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Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."
by moof July 10, 2003
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An extremely unattractive lady. A reference to the practice of putting a bag over the head of an ugly lady while having sex with her. A three bagger is so ugly she requires a bag for her, a bag for you and a bag for the guy looking in thru the window.
Geez, check out that one at the bar, she's a three bagger!
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Jimmy Rollins got another three bagger last night.
by David Angeli March 31, 2008
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It's like a two-bagger, (a paper bag for her head, and a paper bag for your head in case hers falls off), but you get a third paper bag to be sick into, in case both bags fall off
She's got a hot car booty look about her body, but her messed up face makes her a definite three bagger.
by barbarossa July 06, 2006
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A woman uglier than a two bagger. One bag for her head to stop you seeing her ugly face. A second bag for your head just in case her bag falls off. A third bag containing Viagra so that you can still get it up in case the other bags fall off!
Tracey was such an ugly cow that she was a three bagger. One bag to cover her ugly mug, another to cover mine in case hers fell off and another full of Viagra so that I'd get hard!
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