Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming
Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation
The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.
Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one
Guy 2: Alright ill wait
"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"
Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!
Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating
Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!
1. Thrash/Punk band from Sebastopol, CA
2. An utter lack in verbal inhibition
3. The result of overthinking
That guy who won't shut up, everything he says is Thought Vomit
Or the people who look into things way too deeply... they turn everything into Thought Vomit
1. A football team that has scored more points from field goal attempts than touchdowns.
Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
Noun: Can denote a case of extreme constipation, but also a case of diarrhea, in which one has shat so much that the rectal area becomes irritated. Can also be used when one has consumed extremely spicy foods, causing the fecal matter to be spicy itself, and burn the anus as it exits, or large amounts of dairy product, such as cheese. Basically, any bowel movement that causes discomfort or pain.
Jeez, I really love that curry chicken my coworker made, but it gave me a raging case of the hurty turds.
That hurty turd was so damned big, I thought I was gonna have to have an episiotomy!!!! I was in the corner like Rocky, screaming "Cut me, Mick!!!!"
1. noun - the only man in the world to have a guitar whose action is 1/10,000 of an inch. Also reported to have other "attributes" of the same dimension. Wears 80's workout pants and has never actually been heard or seen playing a guitar, yet knows everything about everything. All guitars supposedly touched by Ricco go up in value exponentially. For example, a $200 guitar touched by Ricco is suddenly worth $10,000. Has an army of personal security guards and a multi-million dollar studio...that no one has ever seen.
2. noun - master of being booted off multiple web forums
3. adjective - used to describe one with diahrea of the mouth and constipation of the brain with delusions of grandure whose stories bare no resemblance to the truth. Ex: That was one Ricco story - no one will ever believe it, not even JA.
4. verb: to tell a far-fetched story. Ex: Brave Dave Ricco'd when he said he owned 1,000 vintage Dean guitars.
5. noun - a douchenoodle. Ex: That guy starting fights with everyone over the internet is a real Ricco.
I can't believe Brandon Ricco'd...I really thought he dated 5 supermodels at once.
If Billy keeps picking on Faust, everone will think he's a Ricco.
Anxiously awaiting the next installment of a popular blogger, but it just isn't coming.
I thought Tori had a case of blogstipation, but it turned out she was traveling to Antarctica and couldn't get to a computer to update her blog.