THORSDAY 

THE DAY OF MEN DRINK BEER AND DON'T WEAR A SHIRT AND DO MAN STUFF

Thor gave his name to the Old English day Þunresdæg, meaning the day of Þunor, known in Modern English as Thursday. Þunor is also the source of the modern word thunder.

"Thor's Day" is Þórsdagr in Old Norse, Doresdak ðorestak in Northern Sami , Tuoresdag in Swedish- and Southern Sami ,Hósdagur in Faroese, except for Suðuroy, where it's called Tórsdagur, Thursday in English, Donnerstag in German (meaning "Thunder's Day"), Donderdag in Dutch (meaning Thunder day), Torstai in Finnish, and Torsdag in Swedish, Danish, and Norwegian.

The day was considered such an important day of the week that as late as the seventh century Saint Eligius reproached his congregation in Flanders for continuing their native practice of recognizing Thursday as a holy day after their Christianization.

IT'S THORSDAY I'M GOING TO GO PICK UP A 12 PACK AND SOME STEAK AND CELEBRATE.

*GRUNTING*

THORSDAY by The Zeigler August 5, 2009

Thorben 

One of the most talented men you will ever meet. Thorbens are extremely handsome, intelligent and have twinkling eyes. Usually you find "Thorben" in the Scandinavian area, but just as Vikings they traveled the world, so you can find them everywhere now. Women love Thorbens! One of the best things about a Thorben: he is not vain. Everyone should have a Thorben to guide their way!

Get a move and grab a Thorben!

Thorben by frogfrogfrog May 15, 2010

Thorsfejden

The evening usually begins the way any traditional Danish event with guests does: 'Thorsfejden' or 'The brawl of Thor'. The father of the household will challenge you for entering his domain, manifesting in a 'symbolic' fist fight in front of the fireplace. Try to get a few punches in without trying to flee: If he gets your head into the fireplace and brands you in the coals with the mark of the coward, you are not welcome to be with his family for this most sacred of evenings.

Thorsfejden this year was dissapointing, the father knocked her out with a single punch.

Thorsfejden by Count Stamar November 29, 2017

Thorsten 

Thorsten is the premium version of Torsten. Everything that is generally referred to as a good quality in Torstens is typically enhanced with Thorstens. The more ambiguous characteristics, however in Torstens cannot be found in Thorstens. The “h” actually makes all the difference.

Person 1: Oh look at that great guy. His name is Torsten.
Person 2: I know but look at the amazing guy over there! His name is Thorsten.
Person 1: No, you are right, wow! Let’s go and fuck Thorsten.

Thorsten by Flo68 February 15, 2021

thorbjorning 

The verb thorbjorning means to give someone their reward before they have accomplished what they set out to do. The verb was originally coined by New York Times columnist Yoni Brenner in 2009, when Thorbjørn Jagland, a Norwegian politician and chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama for his good intentions rather than any actual accomplishments. The deadline for nominations for the prize was only 11 days after Obama was sworn in as President. Thorbjørn Jagland was ridiculed for his decision and described as a fool by politicians like Alexander Downer and much of the world press, and the award as an embarassment to Obama. In the past Jagland was also often ridiculed in Norway for his statements and actions, including his ultimatum that his cabinet would resign if his party received less than 36.9% of the popular vote in 1997, which it subsequently did, and quotes like "We will come again, yes, we are here already", "We put the foot down and stand on it" and "I usually don't look backwards, nor do i look forward".

He's thorbjorning, he gave her an award before she had accomplished anything.

thorbjorning by Faller F December 5, 2009

Thorsten 

Thorsten is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is really intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Thorsten, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.

That boy is so amazing. he must be a Thorsten.

Thorsten by realpenguin January 5, 2017

head of thorns 

When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.

OW! the head of my dick stings, I think I got the head of thorns!

head of thorns by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009