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James L Thomas 

James L Thomas is a good man who is kind, funny, fiercely loyal to his friends and will always have your six. James L Thomas is an incredibly sexy cowboy with a big cock that boasts both length and girth. He is an extraordinary lover and an expert in every aspect of love making. If you are lucky enough to share a bed with James L Thomas you'll experience the most intensely incredible, earth shattering orgasms of your life and sex with any and all other men will be ruined for you as James L Thomas will be the best lover you will experience in your lifetime
The orgasms esI experienced while having sex with James L Thomas were unbelievable. I am now ruined for all other men
James L Thomas by Sapphire Sapila November 22, 2022

Thomas Ladder

The inventor of the ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of rocks were used to get up to high places.
After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*
Thomas Ladder by battmerns February 25, 2021

Thomas Lane 

The Rookie Cop who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. His boss, Derek Chauvin, murdered George Floyd right in front of him, but Mr. Lane, only on his 3rd day on the job, was unsure of what to do. He followed Mr Floyd into the ambulance and attempted CPR, to no avail.

Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.

He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Thomas Lane is the only innocent cop involved in George Floyd's death, the other three assholes are guilty.

thomas lai 

The dude that is always down to fucking party and buss down thotiana. He’s smart, athletic, and gets decent grades. Track Star.
Jordan: yo we need something lit to be in this party?

Michael: I know what we need. A Thomas Lai.
thomas lai by Thomas Lye March 30, 2020

thomas lawson 

Thomas Lawson has a VERY small penis, you need binoculars to see it. He always picks slags for girlfriends or fat ones. He cums for old granny's in the street.
thomas lawson has a very small penis...some pass the binoculars!!!!!!!!
thomas lawson by Sykes. July 1, 2011

thomas lewis 

CEO of USPS. Make an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is by far the worst postal service in the world.
Did you see Thomas Lewis house? It’s like a square mile long! I heard he makes 700 MILLION DOLLARS EVERY SECOND!!!
thomas lewis by ZachariahSaliva September 8, 2020