Only at TJ can one be amazed by the incredible technology laboratories, then wonder why half the water fountains don't work.
Only at TJ does taking geometry freshman year means you're the stupidest of everyone and taking calculus sophmore year isn't a big deal.
The guy who "wrote" the Declaration of Independence (he only put words on paper)
The 3rd president of the US
The guy that had an affair with Sally Hemmings
The guy who was "best buddies" with John Adams, but then had disagreements with him about political issues, causing them to split apart and not talk to each other for 12 years.
The guy who died exactly 50 years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence (7/4/1826), same day as John Adams (coincidence much?)
Most of the girls are ugly as shit, and there is a HANDFUL of kids with a social life, but DAMN, they know how to party. Yeah, '08 has SOME lookers, but no one can touch those 2010 girls. I'm just embarrassed that all they get are the calculator-hugging, non-athletic TJ guys. I wish I went to TJ.
2: Thomas Jefferson, what's up with that?
1: Yeah, I'd WRECK that Lyndsey Wheeler and Victoria Kedzie, that Alison Kosmacky ain't bad either.
TJ was also the third president, he helped write the declaration, and he was the president under which the US bought half of its land mass (the Louisiana Purchase). He also had many other contributions. UVA is the best though.
Person Two: Thomas Jefferson
Person One: Why?
Person Two: I go to UVA. TJ's my homeboy