thistle-ing me

To eye someone in a sexual manner or with great sexual desire

Those boys were thistle-ing me

thistle-ing me by Julesheart September 2, 2022

Partick Thistle 

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.

Where can I take my kids to see football in Glasgow without being abused?...Partick Thistle.

Partick Thistle by Mon the Harry Wraggs December 23, 2011

cock thistle 

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!

"Rob is such a cock thistle"

cock thistle by BibleHumper March 31, 2015

Carrot Thistle 

An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.

Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."

Carrot Thistle by JBeezy801 August 1, 2010

Thistletwat 

A horrible affliction of the nether-regions of a female where the lady in question has neglected to adequately shave/trim her bush, thus resulting in a situation resembling a thicket of sorts or an assemblage of thistles. Used in a comedic or derogatory and insulting manner. And sometimes in all three.

Molly: Vaginaboob
Colin: Bananahammock
Molly: Cock-juggling thundercunt
Colin: Boob refrigerator
Molly: Thistletwat
Colin: Okay, you win.

Thistletwat by MMBeh March 25, 2010

Thisen 

Yorkshire slang for 'Yourself'

"Ey up cock av yer 'urt thisen?"
Hello have you hurt yourself

Thisen by M4CK+ October 24, 2009

Thiel

Someone named Thiel has a positive out look on life, are full of enterprise, energy, versatility, adventurousness, and eagerness to extend experience beyond the physically familiar. Thiel's are extremely intelligent so they're able to grasp new subjects with ease. They're also capable of multi-tasking, however they don't always finish what they start. Thiel's are honest, friendly and open-minded.

Thiel's have a tendency to fall fast and hard for others. They tend to give themselves fully in each new relationship a quality that ends up chipping away at their inner being.

He is a honest and true friend. He must be a Thiel.

Thiel by DarthAnubis February 5, 2010