|22.||Ain't this a bitch|
when ur pissed off at something u might say aint this a bitch meaning this sucks shit or this is fucked up.
Mom: Timmy, your little brother took a shit in your bed again.
Timmy: Aw, man! Ain't this a bitch...
Mom: Watch yo damn mouth!!!!!!
|23.||Fucked the fuck up|
1. 100 times worse than being just fucked up...having been very shit-housed (very drunk)
2. Having been very messed up with a potent drug (marijuana, crack, you name it brahh)
3. To have been in a terrible situation, where shit just got real
1. "Hey home skizzlet last night I might have gotten fucked the fuck up and hooked up with your sister...my b."
2. "So i just took the biggest hit of my life...Im definitely going to be fucked the fuck up after this."
3. "Some hoe just smashed into my car for the 19th time...this situation is pretty fucked the fuck up.
|24.||Give a fuck|
1:Mean's "i don't give a fuck what (he/she/it/you) thinks about me". Used in a humorous way, usually implying someone or something else is taking offence when this is not necessarily the case.
2:Can also be used as a dismissive term, normally for an inanimate object.
1:(a) - "Yeh anyway Rachel is a twat. GIVE A FUCK PAUL" (implying that Paul has taken this statement as offensive, and you don't give a fuck he is offended, although he may not really be offended at all).
1:(b) - (in a shit club called Gravity) "This club is shit. GIVE A FUCK GRAVITY."
2:(Trying to fix a printer, can't and you are pissed off). GIVE A FUCK PRINTER (implying you don't think highly enough of the printer to get angry about it, even though you clearly are).
|25.||got fucked in the Drive-THRU|
When someone doesn't get their complete order in a Drive-THRU Restaurant or Coffee Shop. Got Fucked In The Drive-THRU.
An incomplete order done by total retards in Most restaurants or Coffee Shop's Drive-THRU Thus, You Just Got Fucked in the drive-THRU.
Not to be confused with getting free sex or getting laid From Bitches at a Drive-THRU.
Example #1: Dude # 1. Yo! Dude Where's My straw for my soft drink? What no fork?more...
Dude # 2. I don't Know? It should all be in you bag dude. Hey You got any ketchup in your order? I don't have any for my fries? Oh no where's my super duper Bacon double pickle triple cheese burger I ordered! dude I don't fucking believe it! Those Idjits didn't put it in my bag Dude! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Dude # !. You know It Dude ! We Got Fucked in The Drive-THRU!
Dude #2 Should we drive all the way back to Big Prick Burger Joint and get our order done right from them Idjit Retard Drive-THRU Bitches. Man This is fucked up! Dude I hate This Shit Service. I got fucked in the drive-THRU!
Example #2: Girl#1 At A Coffee Sop Drive-THRU Ordering. Could I please have a Extra large Crappachino with whipped cream and fudge brownie toppings thanks.
Girl#2 says gee I hope they get the order right. The last time I ordered here They didn't make my order properly they forgot to give me my Donuts! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Girls get the order and drive away. Girl #1. Notices there is no fudge brownie toppings on her Crapachino coffee she ordered and her donuts are missing. What The Fuck where's the fudge? Girl#2 says see I told you what those fuckers do! You got fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Epic Death is an alcoholic drink which utilizes many different popular methods of consuming alcohol. It combines a Jagermeister shot, a Vodka shot and Bulmers Cider and is consumed just as a Jagerbomb would be. The only difference being instead of dropping the shot of Jagermeister into red-bull (as is the conventional method of making a Jagerbomb) the Jager shot is dropped into a mixture of Bulmers Cider and vodka.
To create an Epic Death:
1. Fill a glass 2/5 up with Bulmers Cider (or as much as you would prefer, the more Bulmers you put in, the more alcohol there is) This is the base and will take the place of the red-bull.
2. Fill a shot glass with Vodka and pour the shot into the glass of Bulmers Cider. Stir this concoction until the Bulmers Cider and Vodka is evenly distributed. (You won't be able to tell but stirring it creates for a smoother taste)
3. Fill a shot glass with a shot of Jagermesiter.
4. Drop the shot of Jagermeister (or pour in if you would rather not drop a shot glass in for fear of spillage or any other reason) into the glass of Bulmers cider and vodka.
5. Chug this potent combination of alcohol and realize that you have just killed your liver!
Dude 1: "Hey, I wanna get totally shit-faced tonight and wake up with no recollection of anything, what drink would you recommend?"
Cool Dude: "Here, have an Epic Death man, this shit will fuck you up!"
Dude 1 drinks the drink, "I'm going to fuck your mom now!"
Cool Dude who has already had 4 Epic Deaths, "Be my guest!"
Lindsay Lohan: "Epic Death made me go back to rehab!"
Amy Winehouse: "I know, Epic Death is the reason I'm in rehab as well!"
Lindsay Lohan: "Awesome! Lets go do some coke!"
Amy Winehouse: "Nah, it's okay, I think i'll pass, i'll stick to Epic Death, that shit is more potent!"
From the Afrikaans word 'kak' meaning 'shit', but stronger.
'Verkakt' is an American hybrid word used a) when referring to the ultimate let-down; b) referring to the actions of a douchebag; or c) simply as a substitute for 'shit'.
a) After spending so much time getting to know her and enjoying her company, he just suddenly changed his mind? That's verkakt!
b) His verkakt behavior when he one-night-standed his best friend.
c) This weather is verkakt.
As opposed to Royally Fucked, someone is Librarily Fucked when they lose library books that were to be returned a long time ago. Typically, these books will have been stolen, forgotten on a bus or at a café or simply gone. One is Librarily Fucked when or if the library sends multiple demands for the books return, and one has developed an irrational fear of walking past the building in which the library is situated.
"-Shit, this is my fourth notice to return that book. I don't know where it is! -Man, you are librarily fucked."
"John opened the mailbox and saw the red letters on the envelope. With trembling hands, he realized he was librarily fucked."
"-Will you go to the library with me?
- Sorry dude, I'm librarily fucked. I can't go near that place."